Got this from Corel today. I mean, really. Thanks a bunch. 
Perhaps owing to another glitch they have e-mailed somebody else saying "Dear Valued customer, as a woman of easy virtue..." I do hope so.
Not that Corel's worldview is necessarily one to be shared, as I discovered when they e-mailed me back in December:
Naturally I took the phrase "best Christmas ever" to imply that The Corel Team would create World Peace and happy times for everybody. Instead, it turned out that Corel believed that offering a 5% discount off its product range for a day would represent my "best Christmas ever". Yours excitedly indeed. Maybe "yours rather too excitably for comfort" would be more appropriate.
In which I am insulted by Corel
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Magpie as Metaphor
A week ago I decided I had to investigate the noises in the chimney-breast. Some years before I moved into this house, builders removed the…
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Systems Of Romance
"Oh, darling, you shouldn't have. No, you really shouldn't have." I can't even begin to imagine what was going through the…
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What the well-dressed man about town is wearing these days, apparently.
I'm not sure these would be suitable for formal wear.
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